He's a bird flu, he's a plain dresser, he's Pete Felice!! Top pick in our list of characters at Utopia Cigars. You all are aware of that screen that people put up that keeps you from saying off-color comments.... You keep that screen to avoid embarrassment of yourself or others.... well Pete Felice was never issued a screen. You never know what will come out of his mouth yet. Brash, honest, opinionated, inappropriate, graphic, but always entertaining. he just happens to be one of those unforgettable characters your teacher told you to write a report about.